Emperor of the World, Protector of the Moon

glennoconnell:

Why is a talking piece of plastic giving me emotions? 

ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

My life

astralferret:

"We seem to have survived," he said. "just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent."

- Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett - Good Omens  

  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

Yea so my mom was yelling at me to put on some makeup so I at least look like a girl, and me being me I just had to be a little shit and do this.

the one selfie that reaches over 1k notes and its me looking like this wHy

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

trinkee:

whale sharks always look so pleasantly surprised 

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i hope they had a good day